Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr… I’m sorry, but aren’t we forgetting someone?

arkhamsiren:

lunanevada:

(gifs and pictures not mine)

…..THAT PHONE AT THE BEGINNING, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUMPY DRAGON-SHAPED BUT PLUG/DILDO THING, OMFGGG

(via sneashel)

kankrivantas:

highly disappointed i did not grow up to be a main character in an anime

(via myanonymoushippopotamus)

sugarimdownandout:

[SCREAMS INTO OBLIVION] HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FOLIE A DEUX

(via thegreenguitar)

(via myanonymoushippopotamus)

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via theshouldbequeen)

elijahwoodlooksatthings:

elijah wood looks intently at a dial

(via marykatewiles)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via theshouldbequeen)

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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

(via ohgodthepink)

soveryvantastic:

“it’s okay i still have like half a year until that con”

“it’s fine, the con;s only in two months I have time”

“i still have a month, I can do it”

“THE CON’S THIS WEEKEND”

(via ulrichstern)

fobsupportgroup:

iamthewalrus-1:

slightlyconvicted:

UM EXCUSE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU

oooooooooomg

I spit out my coffee. Holy balls.

(via ohgodthepink)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

fuckyeahcodegeass:

longliveotakus:

Spinzaku Compilation. This is the funniest thing. x)

Spinzaku is an intense dude

(via nowacking)

timetravelingphonebox:

samirows:

anoia:

thanemancer:

alarei:

liztits:

I never reblog this shit but mine is Burgerking Bandersnatch and it made me laugh so much.

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BILLIARDBALL THUNDERCATS

Beezlebub Thundermunch

Benefit Cunningscratch

Beachbody Thundermunch

Beanbag Combyourthatch

Blenderdick Flubbercrack

(Source: evayna)

kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

(via freyjas)

(Source: ashlee-star, via raiseyoulikeaphoenix)